My Thursday 13 tirade and mishmash

Men who must purchase HUGE A** trucks ~ Men, do NOT purchase these trucks and then let your stay at home spouses drive your children to school ~ For they canNOT quite grasp, knowing the dimensions of said HUGE A** truck and therefore cannot drive it properly

Women who must drive their husbands said HUGE A** trucks ~ DON’T, just do you AND me a favor and DON’T ~ It will save me from having to yell at you, while sitting in my car, looking like a complete MENTAL CASE while doing so. It will also save me from being arrested and charged with ROAD RAGE !!

Maintenance Personnel, who when asked, although given on very short notice (I will give that to you), to ready a building and rid it of all contents inside by the end of the month ~ If you, had NOT made said building YOUR personal dumping ground for EVERY box that you have EVER taken anything out of and just left in a pile against the wall for the last 20 some odd years that you have worked here, the task might not be so daunting to you ~ And as my wonderful husband says when I don’t break down a box/carton, “It doesn’t take that long to tear down a box honey, watch.” . To which I, ever so sweetly respond, “Yes, honey I know, but YOU are the box expert, AS well as the recycle Nazi AND, as you have 15 years of experience working for UPS it should be a no brainier for you !!!” So maintenance guy ~ DON’T GRIPE TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONFUSION AS TO WHAT GOES INTO WHAT PILE ~ I AM ONLY HERE TO MARK ON THE BOXES A BIG FAT “ X “ FOR THE BOXES THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED TO MOVE AT A LATER DATE !!!!!

My pants, that apparently don’t want to cooperate with me by only allowing me to button 2 of the 3 buttons on them ~ I understand that you were made to fit a waist of a certain size, and to your credit, they did when purchased. However, I find it rather rude that YOU don’t seem to have the SAME mental picture of my waist size as I still do !!!

My %(^%**$^* control top tights ~ Do you think you could if at ALL possible control yourself and stay above my belly roll ~ You know, the one you are supposed to control that would allow me to achieve the above mentioned and get ALL the buttons on my pants buttoned ~ Sheesh

Have I mentioned the female drivers that don’t know how to drive big trucks ?!?!?

Grumpy, crabby, crotchety, YEAH I SAID CROTCHETY old guy who finds our policy “complete and total BULLS*&^&”, that the valet will not give you your keys directly, but instead must give them to me, so that I may hand them to you ~ This is our policy ~ If you don’t like it then perhaps you would like to speak to the Service Department Manager (big big big BIG cheesy, kiss my a** grin & eyelashes a batting) !!!

The really cool REALLY RIDCULOUSLY EASY Lentil soup recipe I found on the web yesterday ~ It was easy and it was yummy !!! I think I shall have to dedicate a day and make it a RIDCULOUSLY EASY RECIPE posting day !?!?

Children with your long hair ~ hanging in your eyes, therefore obstruction your view of oncoming traffic ~ Thankfully MY HAIR ISN’T in my eyes and I can see you, therefore saving your dumb a** and saving your parents heartache.

Cranky co-workers who seem to short circuit because I DON’T have the answer to everything ~ I guess, perhaps I shouldn’t be so dependable and good at what I do ~ Perhaps it is now time, you are after all an ADULT and SHOULD be able to stand and think on your own 2 feet !!!

Not that I have anything against SAHM’S ~ I would love to have been one, but not EVERYONE has that option ~ There are some of us that need to get back to work after picking up their child(ren) from school ~ So lollygag and daydream on your own time and not mine !!!

Anticipating the present of the year !!!! Miami Vice Season 3 on DVD !!!! I’ve been…………………….kind of……………well more so on the naughty side than the good……..but does the fact that I REALLY REALLY want it count ?!?!?

I am happy that I’m done with this ~ Cause it took me ALL stinking day !!!!!

But now that I have gone back and proofed ~ I’m kind of funny today !!!!!