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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Streaking ~ Day 2

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
I came ~ I changed ~ I ran ~ Streaking has begun !!!

To streak or not to streak.......
Monday, December 29, 2008
As you wish ~ This one is for you, Amy
I think I'd rather pick my nose, since I can't pick my family ~
I have been going back and forth, since Christmas about whether or not to post about it. I'm trying to blog without sounding angry, sad and disappointed. I'm trying to let it go. It was what it was. I had no control over it. But every time I think about it I get angry all over. So there really is no way around it. I will try and be gentle.
Christmas caught me of guard. Well actually the weather caught me off guard. I was housebound for a little over week. Let me just say being housebound makes it a tad difficult to purchase gifts. Oh sure, there's the internet. Which I did end up doing for a majority of my gift buying ( my son, mother in-law ). Before the storm hit I made it to the craft store to purchase glass ornaments, paint and ribbon for my side of the family. The side that decided this year to draw names (which I think is AWESOME when your family is rather large). This side also (and with many a discussion and turns on the teeter totter) decided that ornaments were to be either purchased or made for the person whom you drew. Something very special and specific for them. I can handle that. I love to craft. I was to make one for my Aunt. My hubby got my grandmother. Our son got my cousin ( his 2nd cousin). Which meant that I had 3 ornaments to design and paint. My grandmother was the easiest. She loves purple, in any shade. I hand painted flowers on one. The other was like the night sky with stars. They turned out great.
Being that my Aunt and cousin were celebrating their first Christmas as Grandma and Daddy (respectively), I purchased paint in the colors of the baby's nursery. I sat at the table for hours and days painting. Designing. Perfecting. Writing a specific little 4 - 5 line poem marking this wonderful even for them. Again, I love doing this stuff and get lost for hours on end. I really enjoyed it
Come Tuesday evening it was discussed that Christmas Eve at my mothers would be cancelled due to the weather. Yes, it would be weird. But safety first. Our lives are more important. We can do it another day. We were expecting another 4 - 6 inches in snow with freezing rain to top it off. Ok, it is what it is. I can deal. Was I disappointed ? Honestly, not really as I have always wanted to just chill at home without having to make apperances here and there.
I made potato soup. Homemade bread. We ate. Watched A Christmas Story and chilled. When it started to snow I called my mom to see if it was snowing there ( we live in different states about 25 - 30 miles from each other). It was. Then I heard it. The noise. The laughter. The voices. I asked her what was going on.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Committed ~ I'm sure I should be
Streaking ~ Streaker ~ Streakee ???
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Immigrant Song
1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag ** friends who might enjoy doing the meme as well as the person you got the meme from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY... Twilight Zone ~ Golden Earring
WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Falling in Love at a Coffee shop ~ Landon Pigg ~ What I walked down the aisle to
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Hay Amores ( Love in the time of Cholera) ~Shakira
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Conquest ~ White Stripes
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Radar Love ~ Golden Earring
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Stand or Fall ~ The Fixx
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? The Boss ~ Rick Ross featuring T. Pain !!! How True !!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Walk it out ~ DJ Unk
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Malaguena ~ Brian Setzer ** Once upon a time in Mexico Soundtrack
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Autorock ~ Mogwai
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Pennies in my pocket ~ Emilio Estefan
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Shadow Dancing ~ Andy Gibb
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Spoiled ~ Joss Stone
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Right to be Wrong ~ Joss Stone ~ truth~ouch
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Sway ~ Dean Martin ~ And I did too !!!!
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Proper Nice ~ Joss Stone ~ ha ha ha now THAT'S funny !!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Love to watch her strut ~ bob Seager
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? What were we thinking ~ Joss Stone
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Use Me ~ Bill Withers
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ~ Bill Withers
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Grandmas Hands ~ Bill Withers ~ Gee I sure hope not !!!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? I don't even know my last name ~ Carrie Underwood ** ooh, ouch....ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Bottle it up ~ Sara Bareilles
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Love Song ~ Sara Bareilles
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Vegas ~ Sara Bareilles ****honest, I was thinking of Vegas
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Fergalicious ~ Fergie
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Since I've been loving you ~ Led Zepplin
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Communication Breakdown ~ Led Zepplin
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Heartbreaker ~ Led Zepplin
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Immigrant Song ~ Led Zepplin
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Blizzard conditions ~ School open !!!!!
Or how about the commercial with Lebron James and his chalk? You know, he scoops up some chalk (it helps him grip the ball better) and he throws it up in the air and a little cloud appears. That’s how much snow we had yesterday and they closed school.
I wake up this morning to rain. Nothing new, I live in the Pacific NW. I wake the boy and tell him to get ready for school. 30 minutes later this is what happens :
H: Mom, exactly why am I going to school?
C: Because school is not cancelled. It is only raining.
H: Really? Are you sure about that? Why don’t you come take a look out your window.
C: Fine. I put the mascara down and walk to the window **holy cow, there is like 2 ½ inches of snow!!!!!! **
H: Can we check to see if school is cancelled?
C: You bet buddy ~ We check ~ It’s not ~ You’re going to school
H: What the bullskovich?!?!? **his made up non-cussing word**
I finish getting both of us ready. Lunches made. He fed the dogs. Made sure they have water. We leave. We have about another inch on the ground. The flakes are huge, fat and falling heavy. We get out of the driveway and I do the normal, give the car some gas and slam on the brakes to check how slick it is. The car fishtails a little, nothing big. H immediately says “MOM, WE NEED TO GO HOME NOW, THIS ISN’T SAFE !!”
“ Are you kidding me kid?!?! For crying in the night, your totally fine !!!!!! “
I drop him off. The snow is falling fast and heavy. I head to work. Snow is falling faster now. They say hindsight is 20/20, right? Well I should have put the chains in my trunk last night when I first had the thought. That way when I got to work guys in the Service Department could put them on for me.
Dangit ~ Dangit all !!!!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Christmas 1975 ~ Thanks for the memories
The story of your sister longing for and repeatedly asking for the Snoopy Snow Cone machine brought me right back to the Christmas of 1975, when all I wanted was a Shirley Temple doll ~ Not just any Shirley Temple doll mind you. I was very detailed about what doll I wanted ~ She had to have golden hair of cork screws ~A red velvet bow tied perfectly and placed offset to the left side of her head ~ Her dress of white with red polka dots ~ Another perfectly tied and placed bow around her center ~ Her little white anklets ~ Her Mary Jane's, a shiney red ~ She was beautiful ~ Her bright eyes ~ Her gorgeous smile ~ She was the most beautiful doll I had ever seen ~ I longed for her ~ I spoke to her whenever I went to the store ~ I heard her call to me ~ I told her that she would soon be mine ~ I promised to love her ~ I promised that only I would care for her ~ That she was far to precious and beautiful for any other little girl to hold ~ Only my arms would cradle her ~ You see, my birthday is in January, so it was quite a long spell that I wished for her ~ When getting close to Christmas, it was no wonder that I told anyone and everyone what I wanted ~ And when Christmas rolled around I could hardly stand it ~ I was soooooo excited because I just knew that I would get her ~ After ripping through paper ~ Present after present ~ She wasn't there ~ Oh, how I cried ~ and cried ~ and cried until I could cry no more ~ I coudn't even talk ~ I couldn't even catch my breath ~ I was devastated ~ After my mother calmed me down we placed cookies and milk out for Santa ~ Water and carrots for the reindeer ~ She put me to bed, exhausted from my crying ~ When I awoke early the next morning to the soft glow of the bathroom night light ~ My eyes adjusting ~ I noticed this sitting at the end of my bed................

The soft yellow light shining on her ~ Oh, to what did my wondering eyes appear ?!!? ~ My mother woke up to this in her ear....AAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA ~ GET IT OUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY !!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
You see, she scared the H..E.....DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS out of me !!!! Her eyes were not bright and shiny as I had remembered ~ Instead they were black and dead ~ Her smile was not inviting ~ Instead, along with those black dead eyes, looked as if she was going to eat me ~ My mother came running in, trying to figure out what was wrong ~ All I could was point ~ Tears running down my face ~ Out, I kept saying ~ I want her off my bed and OUT of my room ~ I didn't want her there ~ She was trying to eat me ~ As soon as my mother calmed me down, yet again ~ I made her put the doll in my toy box ~ I never played with her ~ I refused to clean my room because I didn't want to open my toy box ~ She was in there ~ Waiting ~ Waiting to pull me into the bottomless toy box ~ Where I would no doubt be stuck forever !!!
My mom finally got rid of her ~ I don't remember when ~ Or to whom she even gave the doll to ~ I think it was after I refused to sleep in my room, instead choosing to sleep in front of the linen closet by her room, that she finally gave in and sent the devil doll away ~ I laugh now when I think about it ~ But I wasn't laughing then ~ I'm glad, Amy that your sister enjoyed her Snoopy Snow Cone machine ~ And again, thank you for bringing back my Christmas memory !!!!!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
My Thursday 13 tirade and mishmash
Women who must drive their husbands said HUGE A** trucks ~ DON’T, just do you AND me a favor and DON’T ~ It will save me from having to yell at you, while sitting in my car, looking like a complete MENTAL CASE while doing so. It will also save me from being arrested and charged with ROAD RAGE !!
Maintenance Personnel, who when asked, although given on very short notice (I will give that to you), to ready a building and rid it of all contents inside by the end of the month ~ If you, had NOT made said building YOUR personal dumping ground for EVERY box that you have EVER taken anything out of and just left in a pile against the wall for the last 20 some odd years that you have worked here, the task might not be so daunting to you ~ And as my wonderful husband says when I don’t break down a box/carton, “It doesn’t take that long to tear down a box honey, watch.” . To which I, ever so sweetly respond, “Yes, honey I know, but YOU are the box expert, AS well as the recycle Nazi AND, as you have 15 years of experience working for UPS it should be a no brainier for you !!!” So maintenance guy ~ DON’T GRIPE TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONFUSION AS TO WHAT GOES INTO WHAT PILE ~ I AM ONLY HERE TO MARK ON THE BOXES A BIG FAT “ X “ FOR THE BOXES THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED TO MOVE AT A LATER DATE !!!!!
My pants, that apparently don’t want to cooperate with me by only allowing me to button 2 of the 3 buttons on them ~ I understand that you were made to fit a waist of a certain size, and to your credit, they did when purchased. However, I find it rather rude that YOU don’t seem to have the SAME mental picture of my waist size as I still do !!!
My %(^%**$^* control top tights ~ Do you think you could if at ALL possible control yourself and stay above my belly roll ~ You know, the one you are supposed to control that would allow me to achieve the above mentioned and get ALL the buttons on my pants buttoned ~ Sheesh
Have I mentioned the female drivers that don’t know how to drive big trucks ?!?!?
Grumpy, crabby, crotchety, YEAH I SAID CROTCHETY old guy who finds our policy “complete and total BULLS*&^&”, that the valet will not give you your keys directly, but instead must give them to me, so that I may hand them to you ~ This is our policy ~ If you don’t like it then perhaps you would like to speak to the Service Department Manager (big big big BIG cheesy, kiss my a** grin & eyelashes a batting) !!!
The really cool REALLY RIDCULOUSLY EASY Lentil soup recipe I found on the web yesterday ~ It was easy and it was yummy !!! I think I shall have to dedicate a day and make it a RIDCULOUSLY EASY RECIPE posting day !?!?
Children with your long hair ~ hanging in your eyes, therefore obstruction your view of oncoming traffic ~ Thankfully MY HAIR ISN’T in my eyes and I can see you, therefore saving your dumb a** and saving your parents heartache.
Cranky co-workers who seem to short circuit because I DON’T have the answer to everything ~ I guess, perhaps I shouldn’t be so dependable and good at what I do ~ Perhaps it is now time, you are after all an ADULT and SHOULD be able to stand and think on your own 2 feet !!!
Not that I have anything against SAHM’S ~ I would love to have been one, but not EVERYONE has that option ~ There are some of us that need to get back to work after picking up their child(ren) from school ~ So lollygag and daydream on your own time and not mine !!!
Anticipating the present of the year !!!! Miami Vice Season 3 on DVD !!!! I’ve been…………………….kind of……………well more so on the naughty side than the good……..but does the fact that I REALLY REALLY want it count ?!?!?
I am happy that I’m done with this ~ Cause it took me ALL stinking day !!!!!
But now that I have gone back and proofed ~ I’m kind of funny today !!!!!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
How ROCKIN is this ?!?!?!?!?
MonaVie Research Published in No. 1 Ranked Journal
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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Contests ~ Rules ~ Prizes.....
Saturday, December 6, 2008
What is your why ?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
I can't leave it like this.......
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Here goes nothing.......
Breaking all the rules
Rule 1: Pass this on to 5 blogging friends.
Rule 2: Open the closest book to you, not your favorite or most intellectual book, but the book closest to you at the moment, to page 56.
Rule 3: Write the 5th sentence, as well as two to five sentences following that.
My book is Revolutionary Road and on page 56, I have no idea since the book is at home beside my bed ~ So I’m totally not going to be able to tell you what page 56 says ~ And since I’m at work there are no books around me ~ So, I’ve already broken Rule 1 ~ Instead I think I shall quote one of my favorite movies, that has to do with rules and them NOT being broken ~ The movie is The Transporter ~ HOTNESS ~ MAJOR HOTNESS ALL THE WAY AROUND ~ HOT HOT HOT HOT ~
“Rule 1 ~ The deal is the deal.”
“Rule 2 ~ No names.”
“Rule 3 ~ Never look in the package.”
There you have it ~ Hot guy ~ Great action movie ~ That of course is if you are into action movies with hot guys ~ I digress ~ And now onto the next dilemma and the next rule breaking ~ I don’t have 5 blogging friends ~ I have Amy, my twin ~ I have blogs that I follow ~ I don’t know these people ~ I don’t think they follow me ~ Perhaps those strangers that do will want to continue this little meme ~ Who knows ~ I think I might possible need more bloggy friends ~ ~Something to contemplate perhaps ~
Can I pass it back to the person who passed it to me to begin with ?!?! Not sure, but what the heck ~ I’m a bit of a rebel !!!!!!! So its right back to you Amy ~ Thanks for thinking of me !!!!!!