Wednesday, November 19, 2008

This is just WAY to easy.........



PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla.





A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hit his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.


The man was freed on $7,500 bail.






Police have not said what type of sandwich was used in the attack.





What the hell is wrong with people ?!?!?!??! Honestly, a sandwich ?!?!?!?! You would think, that with the state of the economy and the price of food, that one wouldn't be so wasteful.





How screwed in the head do you have to be to assault someone with a sandwich ?!?!?!?!

At least he didn't assault her with his hands.



Maybe it wasn't really that much of a loss to him.



Maybe it was Subways $5 footlong or one of Quizno's, 5 under $5 ?!?!?!?!?

I think I shall go home tonight and whip my honey with a noodle.....................

Uncooked. That's right, I said it. I'm not afraid to admit. I'll beat him with an uncooked noodle.



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