I know that you are rarely home, what with your profession being as demanding as it is. You are a State Trooper. I applaud that. Really, I do. Why, I even feel safer having moved into my house knowing that you are right behind me. As is your dog. Your beautiful Golden lab. Your beautiful, barking Golden Lab. Your beautiful, barking Golden Lab who, when howling sounds like he's barked a screw loose.
I have been told his name. I have been told that, when he barks I can simply open my door and tell him to stop. I have no problem doing this, as I am outside telling my dog to stop barking at the barking dog. Your barking dog. Let me just say, that this doesn't work. Well, it works for my dog. Who stops when she is told. I can't say the same for your dog.
I am sitting here at my desk reading more and more scientific/medical publications. Cramming every bit of knowledge into my melon, so that I can answer questions correctly when asked. So that I can maximize my potential. So I can...........bark...bark bark bark.......bark bark bark bark bark...bark bark.....bark bark bark bark bark bark.......................................................
WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE AND TELL YOUR DAMN DOG TO SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!
You are home. I see your car in the driveway. Why I even see your current flings car in the driveway. I don't know, due to your schedule being what it is, if you don't have much of a social life and therefore......get it when you can, but HONESTLY !!!!!!!
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DOG !!!! HE IS ALONE FOR DAYS ON END !!!!
Your current, WILL leave. The novelty of dating a cop, WILL fade. And you no doubt will seek comfort in your dog. The dog who will never leave you. The dog who loves unconditionally. The dog who just wants to see his master.
If you will excuse me now, I must go outside to tell my barking dog to stop. My howling dog to stop. And YOUR dog to stop, since you can't seem to take the time for him.
bark bark....bitch...complain....bark bark bark.....,
Your neighbor
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