Sugar Sweethooter ??? You have got be kidding me......

I'm sitting here at work when my phone goes off, alerting me that I have just received an incoming text. FAN-FRICKEN-TASTIC, what has my child done to himself now ?!?!?!? After yesterdays informing me that he slipped in gym and his foot popped. The foot that we just had surgery on. The foot that just got out of the air cast. You must remember the post for and against the wearing of the aircast for the EXACT amount of time as was instructed. Well, he is back in the aircast for at least 2 weeks if not more. The final decision will be made the 10th.

Anywhoooooo, I digress. My phone alerts me. It's from my Allie.

A: What are your plans this weekend ? And have you given any more thought about moving closer to your daughter so that you can spend more time with her since it's such a huge inconvienence for you now.

Me: ????? Unless I have missed something somewhere along they ANd it's quite possible, I don't have a daughter. I have a son. I see him everyday. He lives with me. I just moved a year ago this November and have plans of moving ANYtime soon

A: lol you and a-hole are right next to each other in my phone book

***a-hole being her self centered, arrogant, egotistical ex-husband. Class AAAA Jerk.***

Me: great do you think you could give me a nick name or something

A: Sure come up with a stripper name lol

Me: you got it girl

So I think and think and think. Tyring to come up with something cute, clever and non-descriptive. I coudn't. So I googled "how to choose your stripper name". Honestly !!! Check it out, it's there !!!! I choose a sight. I answer the little ol' questions and submit my answers. This is going to be great. I wait for my name to appear. Patience is wearing. Hurry up internet.

SUGAR SWEETHOOOTER

Huh ?!?!? Are you kidding me ??!?!?

Me: Hey, how about Sugar Sweethooter !!!!

A: LMAO !!! That is AWESOME !!! Sugar Sweethooter it is

Me: Great !!! This is Sugar Sweethooter signing off !!!!

Unbelievable. I think I need a better name. This might take some time. But until then........

This is Sugar Sweethooter signing off