Today...

Today, I am 39 years old

Today, I am 5 pounds lighter than I was last week

Today, I am telling everyone I am 28

Today, in exactly 2 months, I will be the mother of a 15 year old

Today, I am just that awesome

Today, I will probably gain back the 5 pounds I lost

Today, I am reminded of how many friends I have

Today, I will get treats

Today, I am going to play the, "Cause it's my Birthday !!!"...all....day....long

Today, I will argue my age

Today, I got a Starbucks Gift Card

Today, I have had way to much coffee

Today, I should have taken off from work

Today, I got my H2O steam mop

Today, I am the Birthday Girl...all...day....long

Today, I am grateful for having had another day

Today, I am having a Chicken Fajita Birthday Burrito, because I am the Birthday Girl

Today, I am a bit gassy ~ hee hee hee

Today, I am wishing I were 45 pounds lighter

Today, I am celebrating

Today, should have been a Spa day

Today, I am the Queen

Today, I spoke with my Mother

Today, I got lots of Birthday wishes

Today, I didn't speak with my father

Today, I didn't eat cake

Today, I didn't put any Christmas stuff away

Today, I didn't run

Today, I didn't want any presents

Today, I thought about running

Today, my son irritating me

Today, my cat is annoying me

Today, my 2 favorite movies are on at the same time

Today, is almost over

Today, I am 28

Today, I am 28, with a 14 year old child

Today, my husband is happy to be married to a 28 year old

Today, I was called an old bitty

Today, I can't be an old bitty because.....

TODAY, I AM 28

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