Friday, January 16, 2009

It's just a classic case...

sce....scenario.  A tale as old as time, girl you got what you deserved.

Picture if you will ~ Me in my car ~ Me in my car in the drive-thru of Starbucks ~ Me in my car in the drive-thru of Starbucks, ordering ~ Ordering 5 drinks ~ Yes, I said 5 drinks ~ 1. Grande Iced White Mocha with whip, 2. Venti Americano with cream, 3. Venti Vanilla Late, 4.Venti Cinnamon Dolce Late, and last but not least, 5.Venti Triple shot White Mocha ~ 5 drinks ~ I order the 1st and am well on my way to ordering the second, when in mid sentence I get, "Is that everything ?"

Me, a little puzzled as I was in the middle of ordering the 2nd drink replied, "NOoooo !!"  ~ I go onto order 2nd drink ~ "So I have a #1 (to shorten story) and a #2, will that com....."

"I HAVE A TOTAL OF 5 DRINKS, SO HOW ABOUT you WAIT UNTIL I AM FINISHED AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN that is everything, HOW DOES THAT SOUND ?"

She agreed ~ I mean, did she really want to test me ?!?! ~ I finish monster java order ~ Proceed to window ~ Where I get asked, probably THE MOST inane question.......EVER !!!!!

" DO YOU WANT A DRINK CARRIER ? "

Are you KIDDING me ?!?!?!
No, I don't want a drink carrier, I think that I will make the 3 minute drive back to work, balancing 4 hot and 1 iced coffee drinks ~ Do you think that I could make it with a drink on each shoulder ~ Another on my head ~ Perhaps one on my, let's just say the right knee ~ And the last one, how about I hold it !!!

I must have had a look on my face of befuddled annoyance, because her response.  You'll love this.......

" Oh yeah huh, you ordered 5 drinks "

Yeah  ~ Let's just say, I weep for the youth of today 


2 comments:

Amy said...

I really hope I was nowhere NEAR that bad when I worked in a grocery store as a teen. Yikes.
The other day me and Mr. Sweetie went to a conveneince store and he gave the cashier $21.00 when his total came to a little over $5.00 She was like "It's only 5 whatever" and he was like "yeah, I want $15 back instead of a bunch of ones. She was like "Oh, I was thinking, what's wrong? YOU can't hear?"
Silly silly young teenage girl...hahaha!

DangerDame09 said...

I know TOTALLY what you are saying !!! I always ell H he better pay attention in school and get an education, because he doesn't want to end up working fast food/retail when he's 40 !!!