Random........

To get rid of nasty little telemarketers, might I suggest this little trick.

Phone ringing: **female voice** Hi, is Joel there ?

Me: **irritated cause I don't like telemarketers** Who is this ? **rather snatchy**

Telemarketer: This is Spot, is Joel in ?

Me: Spot ????? Oh that's cute. Is that what they're calling whores nowdays ? Are you the little tramp sneaking around with my husband ? Do you get your jollies of of it ?!?!?!?

Telemarketer: Wha ??? uh...ummmmm ??? sputter...sputter....sputter....chuckle....

Me: Oh !!!! Are you laughing ?!?! Do you think this is funny ?!?!? Guess what sugar, your number popped up on the caller ID and now I'm going to do a reverse look up and get your address. You little whore !!!! Who do you think you are ?!?!? I'm going to find you !!!! Make no mistake about it and when I do...........you're nothing but a sleexy little tramp !!! Can't find your own man so you gotta try and take mine !!!!! I will find you.

Telemarketer : ***click***

Huh ?!?!? You think she'll call me back !?!?!?!

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To avoid this, somewhat unattractive facial expression.............





I feel that if a company can chop up garlic and put it in a jar, then one would think they would be able to do the same with onions !!!!



***** Things I don't like*****

Ignorant drivers
Stupid people
People that DON'T listen to what I say, therefore making me have to say it again..only slower
Crabby Dragons
Peas
Asparagas
Seafood
Spiders
The writers strike that cause my 24 season to be cancelled
The Presidential nominee *** you make your guess as to which one ***
My alarm going off so early
That I have YET to win the lottery
That I don't have a maid, a cook, a house boy, a pool boy or a pool for that matter
And.................

The fact that I have nothing else to say right now