to the Parent meeting for Football
The meeting that was mandatory
Let me start by saying that my husband,
~ The love of my life ~ The Ying to my Yang ~
~ The never puts anything back to my puts everything away ~
~ Left the hose in the driveway ~ All over the driveway ~
~ Not coiled ~ Not even thrown in a semi decent pile ~
~ Just all willy nilly in the driveway ~
~ On my side of the driveway ~
~ Where I park my car ~
~As seen below, the hose is no longer in the driveway ~

~ Well, this is what's left of the hose ~
~ The very hose that was attached to the house ~
** nevermind the plums in the yard **

I'm not quite sure but I think the hose was sending me some
love for saving it from being ripped in two ~ And no doubt what would
have been the demise of my car !!!!!
Or perhaps the front of the house, seeing as I ripped the
faucet away from the house by about 3 inches !!!
This, only being discovered as I heard this very strange noise backing out
of the driveway, sort of a strained, metal being pulled apart.
Kind of Jackie Chan bending the bars of the jail cell in
Shanghai Noon

~ Because the hose somehow, got caught in the wheel above ~
~ The wheel that I just had repaired ~
~ Wrapped & twisted was that hose, around the inside of my wheel ~
~ Of course it couldn't have been easy ~
~ I had dirt all the way up my arm ~
~ I had to lay on the driveway and crawl under my car ~

But luckily, I was able to push the faucet/pipe back in,
~ Well almost all the way in ~
I'm sure the hubby will figure it out when he gets up to water the lawn
before he leaves for work
~ And when he does, I will simply direct him to my blog ~
~ I love him ~ I love him ~ I love him ~